noSecrets4NSA.js

an important plugin by jenn schiffer, created august 2013

ugh are you tired of privacy being dead on the internet. boy, I know I sure am. and so is my dad, he's always like 'ugh, jenn, are you tired of privacy being dead on the internet. boy I know I sure am. And so is my dad, he's always like 'ugh, jenn's dad, are you tired of privacy being dead on the internet. boy I know I sure am. And so is my dad,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

it's time to put a stop to this.

read this important document that explains why I had to make this

look at this fucking cat

example

ok so here is a secret:

<div class="secret">I listened to the Essential Britney Spears about 12 times since it dropped on Tuesday, and I question why about 7 of the tracks on there would even be considered "essential".<div>

obviously the NSA can 'hold it against me' (a la bRiTnEy) so I'm going to call the .noSecrets4NSA() function on it.

$('.secrets').noSecrets4NSA({
    nsaMessage : 'no you cannot see my secrets nsa, go away',
});

nsaMessage is both optional and self-explanatory. the plugin also adds classes .noSecrets4NSA-message and .noSecrets4NSA-secret to your message depending on if NSA is reading it or not. now when you call the function, the nsa will be required to make themselves known and they won't know about my secret du jour (that's french for "soup of the day").

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE DEMO